[Discussion of the mysterious Slurm Cola.]
Leela: This all must have something to do with the secret ingredient!
Phillip J. Fry: My God, what if the secret ingredient is people?
Leela: No, there's already a soda like that -- Soylent Cola.
Phillip J. Fry: Oh. How is it?
Leela: It varies from person to person.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Now I'll simply tune it to Leela's emotional frequency.
[Professor Farnsworth adjusts the empathy chip.]
Bender Unit 22: My God! I'm overcome with feelings. I'm experiencing a powerful yearning to... to cram my gullet full of mackerel heads.
Dr. Zoidberg: That's me, baby.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Hmmm.
[Professor Farnsworth readjusts the chip.]
Bender Unit 22: Now I'm worried I'm not as smart as Leela, but at the same time, I feel relieved I'm cuter than her.
Amy Wong: Uuh, that's me.
Phillip J. Fry: [Whispering to Amy] Thanks for covering.
Bender Unit 22: This time, I miss Nibbler, and I'm feeling nosy and opinionated.
Amy Wong: Bingo!
Hermes Conrad: That's Leela.
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