Who ordered/has got Bertie Bear 3.0?

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Re: Who ordered/has got Bertie Bear 3.0?

Post by girlintrouble » Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:33 pm

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Drugs wrote:Haha, I think that's the Linux Penguin, Firefox Ferret, phpBB Bertie Bear, not sure what the others are.
Firefox lovers will crucify you for the "ferret" :-D It's supposed to be a Red Panda :-)
Well pandas aren't red - for that matter I didnt think ferrets were either :? :lol:

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Re: Who ordered/has got Bertie Bear 3.0?

Post by Tripp » Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:52 pm

Haha, I just looked at the Firefox store and see what you mean. They call them red panda's aka Firefoxes. Hahaha, it looks like a mean ferret though. :D

Hope it doesn't attack Bertie but knowing Bertie, he'll get drunk and grab a knife, chainsaw, or sawzaw

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Re: Who ordered/has got Bertie Bear 3.0?

Post by ChrisRLG » Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:10 pm

nice story about the BSD Devil.

Now if she had been wearing a phpBB t-shirt she would have been alright.
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Re: Who ordered/has got Bertie Bear 3.0?

Post by Tripp » Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:07 pm

ChrisRLG wrote:nice story about the BSD Devil.

Now if she had been wearing a phpBB t-shirt she would have been alright.
Definitely, very disturbing story though. I thought you had the freedom to wear stuff like that and yet have people who want you to leave an establishment because of something so silly. Anyway, that's off topic.

More Bertie pictures plz! I still think the person with the best pictures should get a small prize.

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Re: Who ordered/has got Bertie Bear 3.0?

Post by drathbun » Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:45 pm

Drugs wrote:More Bertie pictures plz! I still think the person with the best pictures should get a small prize.
My personal favorite is still this one:
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Re: Who ordered/has got Bertie Bear 3.0?

Post by ameeck » Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:59 pm

girlintrouble wrote:
ameeck wrote:
Drugs wrote:Haha, I think that's the Linux Penguin, Firefox Ferret, phpBB Bertie Bear, not sure what the others are.
Firefox lovers will crucify you for the "ferret" :-D It's supposed to be a Red Panda :-)
Well pandas aren't red - for that matter I didnt think ferrets were either :? :lol:
I'm no FF fanboy and I do use Opera (just to be clear) :twisted:, but pandas aren't only those black and white ones. The animal is really named a red panda, it's just not that known.

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Re: Who ordered/has got Bertie Bear 3.0?

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Re: Who ordered/has got Bertie Bear 3.0?

Post by girlintrouble » Sat Jul 12, 2008 10:48 am

Erm so are there phpBB t-shirts too? And do Berties have their own trapeze act too?
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Re: Who ordered/has got Bertie Bear 3.0?

Post by Techie-Micheal » Sat Jul 12, 2008 3:22 pm

girlintrouble wrote:Erm so are there phpBB t-shirts too? And do Berties have theor own trapeze act too?
http://www.cafepress.com/phpbb They aren't advertised anymore though.
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Re: Who ordered/has got Bertie Bear 3.0?

Post by Paul » Thu Jul 17, 2008 2:07 pm

Bertie is "helping" packaging my bag for londonvasion:
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Will all that computer stuff fit? :O
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Damn, its cold here. How cold is it overthere? :(
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Re: Who ordered/has got Bertie Bear 3.0?

Post by BetaDevil » Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:53 pm

Nice opportunity for me to try some new features on my iPod Touch :mrgreen:

It was a nice, rainy Wednesday-afternoon...

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So, it was a pretty cool day :mrgreen:

Blaim my sister for typing Londoncasion instead of Lonvonvasion :ugeek:

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Re: Who ordered/has got Bertie Bear 3.0?

Post by SHS` » Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:05 pm

Paul wrote:Bertie is "helping" packaging my bag for londonvasion:
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Wonder if they'll get Bertienapped? :P
BetaDevil wrote:Nice opportunity for me to try some new features on my iPod Touch :mrgreen:

It was a nice, rainy Wednesday-afternoon...

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So, it was a pretty cool day :mrgreen:

Blaim my sister for typing Londoncasion instead of Lonvonvasion :ugeek:
Weird Dutch people. ;)

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Re: Who ordered/has got Bertie Bear 3.0?

Post by Paul » Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:07 pm

SHS` wrote:
Paul wrote:Bertie is "helping" packaging my bag for londonvasion:
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Wonder if they'll get Bertienapped? :P
They are currently screaming, and the bag isnt closed yet... And beta bertie likes playing with the network cable, what nearly killed the V3 bertie :(
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Re: Who ordered/has got Bertie Bear 3.0?

Post by BetaDevil » Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:21 pm

SHS` wrote:Weird Dutch people. ;)
Thank you :mrgreen:

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/147161/ ... _leuk.html :mrgreen:
SHS` wrote:PS: You read my reply to your PM yet? :P
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Someone's got some s'plaining to do

Post by RMcGirr83 » Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:32 pm

Where do I start.

Came home from work today and was met with "Honey, you have a package from Hong Kong."

"Excellent", say I, but upon further examination I find this instead
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Ermm, uhhh, what the fark?

Asked my lovely wife if she had opened the package.
"Nope"
"What about the kids?"
"They haven't been home all day!"
"Hmmmm."

So I start looking around, I think to myself, "If you were Bertie where would you be?" So first I check my desktop
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Not at that one, let's check the server.
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Nope, not there either. This is getting serious. So I run upstairs in a panic and happen upon this when going towards the back door of our house.
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Ah ha, a clue. ;)

Continue walking outside and behold, another clue
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This is good, I think unknowingly. Continue my search and am not very excited to see this
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My wife's prize show chickens are back there. Continue towards the chicken coops, hoping for the best, but fearing the worse. Those fears being confirmed when I see this
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GAH!!! The coop's been breached!!

..and lo and behold, I happen upon little innocent Bertie, sitting comfortably eyeing my wife's chickens..
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Upon closer inspection, good lord, is that a knife?
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Hint, click the pic

...not just any knife but a Swiss Army Knife.

Evil<3!?!?!?

Chickens were saved, "Hooray" and the bad little Bertie had to do hard labor.
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But let's take that knife away from him. ;)
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