Where do I start.
Came home from work today and was met with "Honey, you have a package from Hong Kong."
"Excellent", say I, but upon further examination I find this instead
Ermm, uhhh, what the fark?
Asked my lovely wife if she had opened the package.
"What about the kids?"
"They haven't been home all day!"
So I start looking around, I think to myself, "If you were Bertie where would you be?" So first I check my desktop
Not at that one, let's check the server.
Nope, not there either. This is getting serious. So I run upstairs in a panic and happen upon this when going towards the back door of our house.
Ah ha, a clue.
Continue walking outside and behold, another clue
This is good, I think unknowingly. Continue my search and am not very excited to see this
My wife's prize show chickens are back there. Continue towards the chicken coops, hoping for the best, but fearing the worse. Those fears being confirmed when I see this
GAH!!! The coop's been breached!!
..and lo and behold, I happen upon little innocent Bertie, sitting comfortably eyeing my wife's chickens..
Upon closer inspection, good lord, is that a knife?
Hint, click the pic
...not just any knife but a Swiss Army Knife.
Chickens were saved, "Hooray" and the bad little Bertie had to do hard labor.
But let's take that knife away from him.
No chickens, bears, humans, blades of grass, etc. were harmed in the making of this post. The views of the author are his and his alone.
PS. Please excuse the mess, we're going through a renovation currently, our house is usually not such a sight.
thank you SHS!!