I apologize, I just can't do it.
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I'm not sure what version this ought to be... 1.0.7 or 1.0.8, maybe. To whomever make take this MOD: take it as a springboard to accelerate your progress.
From the MODings Most Wanted Topic:
wGEric wrote: Custom Profile Fields
This MOD will let an admin create custom profile fields. The field types should include textareas, text input boxes, radio buttons, and checkboxes. You should be able to edit these profile fields from the edit profile page as well as be able to see what users have put in these fields on the view profile page. Admins should also be able to edit what users have put in these fields from the ACP.
Other things you may want to consider when applying for this MOD is how others could hook into the code (simplified function calls / API to add/remove profile fields), and an upgrade path to 3.0